The lady said this weekend I could blog on Monday but on Monday she got a new Project and I could not blog on Monday! Then she got a new project today, Tuesday! She says she won't have time to let us visit other Cats like we usually do and that we may have to have a "hiatus" for a couple of weeks which means NO BLOGGING. It is not fair, I only just got a Blog and now she is saying MAYBE NO BLOGGING FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
Lydia and Sam do not care about CATS ON TUESDAY because it is really my blog and they just get to share it and Lydia just said, "Whatever dude they can read my haiku." Sam didn't say anything because he is having a day of silence and meditation! Neither one of them even cares! See, only I care about posting awesome stuff for other Cats to read! The others don't care about CATS ON TUESDAY so I hope Daisy and Gattina and everyone notices that only I care!
When the lady saw how mad I was she said I could put up a note to say it is not my fault; it is the LADY'S fault because of her Project and I can list stuff you can read because she doesn't have Time today to let me visit other Cats, but it is not fair, because she had time yesterday and only did her OWN BLOG!!!!!
If you did not read my awesome poetry from the Friday poetry corner (the lady says it is very mean poetry, but I do not think it is mean because it is TRUE) it is here:
- The Friday Poetry Corner. LIMERICKS BY FLAT CAT! (THEY RHYME, UNLIKE LYDIA'S STUPID POEMS!)
- You can also read 7 things about me because I was Tagged I would like to Tag other Cats but the lady says I have to wait because the Project is an emergency!!!: Seven Random Things About Me, Flat Cat!
If you want to see why my poetry is better than stupid Lydia's stupid haiku, you can read:
If you want to see how Sam is really a devil kitty then you can look at the picture here and you will see! And then you will be glad you didn't have to read his boring religious stuff!!!
The lady says she is Sorry and will Make it up to me someday, but there is only one Tuesday every week!!!
Love Flat Cat xxx
Oh Flat Cat, I hope your human's projects go well and that you will back to blogging quickly!
Posted by: Dragonheart | May 15, 2007 at 10:12 AM
I'm sorry Flat Cat, this sometimes happens to me too. I get very sad but all of our friends understand.
Posted by: Latte | May 15, 2007 at 11:10 AM
Flat Cat, I am very sad, because I like reading your blog! But sometimes these things happen. And it is NOT your fault. I hope we see you back soon!
Posted by: Daisy | May 15, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Hi Flat Cat, I am new to Cats on Tuesday, so I checking to see how to do it. Sorry you will be gone for awhile. I will come back to see you.
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | May 21, 2007 at 11:47 PM