The Catland Chronicles

My Latest Paintings--A Catland Chronicles Exclusive! \~~^..^ (c) Lydia 2007

So anyway, the lady we live with has been, like, really freaking obsessed with her political blog, and I have tried to be as understanding as I can.  Being a sensitive artiste (art is above and beyond politics so, like, I don't want to get involved or anything with the buck naked thing), I understand that the rage to create can become all-absorbing and when it's in, like, full flow it can become an obsession or whatever. Anyways, I've gone easy on the lady because when she goes off on what Sam calls one of her "tangents" we have the man to look after us.  But finally, enough was, like, enough. 

The Collected Poetry of Flat Cat! (Warning! It is the Poetry of REVENGE! The Lady Says Some of them are Rude and Mean!)

The lady is always letting stupid Lydia show her stupid paintings in an Exhibition so I asked the lady if I could have an Exhibition too and she said, but you don't paint or draw.  But then I said I wanted to have a post where all my poetry is together and at first she said no because she says all my poetry is mean!  But then the man said it seemed unfair and the lady got mad and said he was letting himself get played by Flat Cat again!    Then she said I could have my poetry, as long as I made it clear that it was very mean poetry for which I ought to have been spanked!  But I am too cute to spank, so I never get spanked!