The Catland Chronicles

Seven Random Things About Me, Flat Cat!

HA HA HA HA HA I got tagged by THE RAT at "A Trinity of Cats" and Sam and Lydia didn't!  This PROVES everyone likes me better!   I get to list 7 random things about me because I am awesome and then I get to tag other cats who are also awesome!  I do not know any other cats that are as awesome as I am but the lady says I can go online Monday and look for some!  I am being punished because I bit Lydia for calling me "Orca"again so no more blogging  or emailing this weekend, but then the lady who lives here said it might be Rude not to respond when tagged!  HA HA HA HA HA HA she said I couldn't blog till Monday and I, like, get to blog ANYWAY!  After she finishes her Project Monday I can tag other Cats!

INTRODUCTION: BWAH HA HA HA HAH I GOT MY OWN BLOG (IF I SHARE)!!!!

ABOUT THIS BLOG. HA HA the lady I live with said I would NEVER get a blog and I've got a blog!  Right now I have to share with Sam and Lydia, but I bet pretty soon I'll have it all to myself!    I am gonna OWN the blogosphere!   But first the lady said I have to tell you about this blog.

The lady said if she gave me a blog I had to, like, mention that this is just one blog that is the  official kitty blog for THE FLATLAND ALMANACK which is a whole bunch of other blogs the lady has, like her clip-art gallery, her political blog, and a lot of other stuff, blah de blah bloggetty blog blog woohoo.  THE FLATLAND ALMANACK lists new things she posts every day in all her blogs and she says I have to have links to it in the sidebar, which: whatever.  So anyway if you  want to see her other blogs, click on the links on the left yacketa yacketa yackety. 

Now you know!

Here we all are.   The lady picked this picture to make it look like we are all discussing blogging, but really we are just planning a diversion so the man will go in the kitchen and we can steal the catnip bag. Even Sam that everyone thinks is SUCH A SAINT was in on it.   You can see from his ears and the way he is squinting  that he was, like, the LEADER of stealing the catnip.  He knocked over a whole gallon of water that the man had to mop up!   Lydia (<enemy) is the other one.  I hate her.