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31 December 2007

Midlife Hotties

Lights2 Though I'm a woman of a certain age, I haven't lost all awareness of what my grandmother used to refer to as "the opposite S-E-X."  In fact, quite the reverse.  We live in a society that believes that sex is only about sex, and is therefore the province of youth.  For which I have two words:  "Madame Pompadour." 

ANGLO-SAXON ATTITUDES.
  I didn't exactly love "King Arthur," but I'll be re-watching it again tomorrow as I so often do.  If you're a woman, you'll want to take a look at this.

JUST EAT THE DAMN PEACH. And this.

Both need to be cross-posted.  I'll see to that eventually. 

"Timor Mortis Conturbat Me"

God_2   THE DISQUIETING DAMOZEL.  New Year's Eve is the day I took my previous husband off the respirator.  Even though it's been several years since that day  I've never felt the same about New Year's Eve and the whole holiday season and maybe I never will.   And of course this year's season was pretty much overwhelmed by my dear father-in-law's cancer surgery. 

Though I fight it the rest of the time, looking ahead to the New Year tends to be when I wonder about the losses still to come.  I know that's not right, and as you'll see, I cheered up later in the day.   But if you too secretly have moments of doubt and fear, please join me here for a little vent (and a round of poetry by William Duncan).  Timor Mortis Conturbat Me.

Meaningless Statistics; Taxpayer "Dollars" Flushed Down the Latrine; Jack Krugman; and a Media "Controversy" Almost Too Stupid to Post About at All

Image1small BUCK NAKED POLITICS.  At Buck Naked Politics, D Cupples---who understand statistics---points out that the endless pre-primary polls are actually pretty meaningless:  in essence, a way for the media to do a bit of shit-stirring (if you'll pardon my  unadorned Anglo-Saxon).  She remains leery as well of the statistics we're being fed regarding the Iraq war.

She's got yet another report of a government contractor who raked in millions of your and my everlasting "tax dollars" and then didn't produce anything in return; and an update on the movement to impeach Cheney.

In the meantime, Jack Krugman is still trying to convince me that bipartisanship is an impossible dream. 

VERSUS/REVERSUS.  In Versus/Reversus, I report on a media "controversy" that is too trivial and stupid for Buck Naked Politics. 

Links follow: 

Continue reading "Meaningless Statistics; Taxpayer "Dollars" Flushed Down the Latrine; Jack Krugman; and a Media "Controversy" Almost Too Stupid to Post About at All" »

30 December 2007

Just Eat the Damn Peach

Onfomalhaut It's cheating a bit, but I want to find a way to get the peach page going without spending so damn much time on it.  The Office recaps were fun, but they took forever---ditto anything approaching a review, such as the ghost story series.  Since Television without Pity is now covering The Office all the way back to the beginning---though I wish they'd got Jacob to do it----it's gone from a task with little point to a task with none at all. 

So I'm trying to decide what to do with "Peach."  Today I published a compilation of my recent comments on "Yellow Ledbetter," "Pink Bullets," and "Son of a Gun."  I need to decide how to divide material between it and Chronicles.

I set up a "jukebox" through Jango that I ended up posting on several of my pages, though of course "Peach is the most obvious place for it."  I have eclectic tastes, I have realized, though within a fairly narrow range. 

The compilation posting is here.

A Defense of Benazir Bhutto; the Tao of Fred (Thompson); 10 Doubtful Legal Arguments Advanced by the Bush Administration in 2007; and Sundry Other Matters

Redribbons_3BUCK NAKED POLITICS. Today it was my turn at BN-Politics---D Cupples and I have sort of been taking turns over the holidays to allow ourselves a break from politics here and there.  My first priority was to call attention to the excellent piece that Charles at Mercury Rising wrote in defense of Benazir Bhutto (who isn't being treated all that  nicely in the media, to my surprise).   That out of the way, I dealt with the latest from the Fred Thompson campaign.  Evidently he's the zen candidate.

Teh Nutroots commented on an article in Slate that summarized the ten dumbest arguments made by the Bush Administration this year.  He very usefully linked to a host of BN-Politics pieces relating to each one of those issues (must have taken him hours; thanks Teh!)

VERSUS/REVERSUS.
I'm using Versus/Reversus now for my digressions and more personal, less objective commentary.  I put up a couple of pieces there. 

Continue reading "A Defense of Benazir Bhutto; the Tao of Fred (Thompson); 10 Doubtful Legal Arguments Advanced by the Bush Administration in 2007; and Sundry Other Matters" »

Misheard Lyrics: "Yellow Ledbetter"

Hearts_2 THE FLATLAND CHRONICLES.  In a way, I'm relieved to find that "Yellow Ledbetter" is as impenetrable to other---and presumably younger---fans as it is to me.  Before I looked up the lyrics, I had a vague notion it was a song about a soldier (references to letters and runways), but after I read the lyrics I didn't know what the hell it was all about.  "Misheard lyrics guy" has put together a video illustrating his own personal audit.  YL always makes me cry, but this time it was with laughter.  It's the contrast between the imagery and the poignant, anguished quality of the music and Vedder's voice.

Man, I want to see "Into the Wild," but I doubt I have the emotional fortitude....  Anyway, check it all out here.

Pictures from the Earth: A Profusion of Fans

Texturedribbons2THE FLATLAND CHRONICLES. This is my newest photo essay and I don't really know what else to say about it but this:  it is about fans.  Not the electric sort or the sort who obsess over celebrities:  the old fashioned sort, used for flapping languidly on a hot day, in certain Oriental dances, and by Victorian ladies for flirting.

See it here.

29 December 2007

Pictures from the Earth: The Looking-Glass World is Dreaming Us (photo essay)

Gold2THE FLATLAND CHRONICLES. Inspired by recollections of Alice and her chess game, I posted a photo-essay on chessboards.  Yes, chessboards. 

But not your average chessboards.  These are chessboards from the dream time.

Pressing Questions

Angelicsmall12 "Who was Benazir Bhutto?" asks one of our favorite political blogs.  In the meantime, Hillary Clinton calls for swift investigation into Bhutto's death and her own party seems to concur.  Cheney's woes increase, or would if he cared what anyone else thinks or does with respect to him.  D Cupples asks whether Bush's pocket veto is legal; and I look back at my "favorite" New York Times op-ed of 2007 and forward at a new right-wing treatise "proving" that liberals are the real fascists.   

Continue reading "Pressing Questions" »

Bright Lights & Porch Swings

Writtenintheskyl_2 FLORIDIANA GLORIANAToday's submissions---all from Creative Commons---include two Space Coast city-scapes and three photographs of Florida small town life.  The places where Floridians live and work have their own beauty and their own glory. 

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