The Flatland Almanack

Flat Cat's Poetry of REVENGE

Flat Cat is permitted to collect all his rude and unkind limericks in a single post.  You probably shouldn't read it.  (The Collected Poetry of Flat Cat! (Warning!  It is the Poetry of REVENGE!  The Lady Says Some of them are Rude and Mean!)

It just encourages him. 

Flat Cat's Rude Limerick

Get "A More Colorful Angle" by Damozel | AT THE CATLAND CHRONICLES, Hell hath no fury like a blogging cat deprived of blogging. The Lady is Finally Letting Me Blog Again!

From Catland: The Lady is Back and I am Punishing Her! (by Flat Cat).

She thinks she can just go away when she wants to and just come right back and have everything be just the same!!!  More....

At Catland: Anxieties; Consequences; and an Art Exhibition.

I am Still Mad at the Lady and Will Punish Her if She Goes Out of Town! (Flat Cat!)

I am, like, all upset too  ( ~---^..^  (Lydia)

And:   A Retrospective of My Recent Work by Lydia.  ( ~---^..^  All Rights Reserved So, Like, Ask If You Want to Use it!!

The Catland Chronicles. Poetry and 7 Other Random Things.

I completely forgot to post these: 

FRIDAY POETRY CORNER:   

HAIKU BY LYDIA;  LIMERICKS BY FLAT CAT!   (THEY RHYME, UNLIKE LYDIA'S STUPID POEMS!)

Seven Random Things About Me, Flat Cat!

A cat fancier and fellow kitty blogger wrote to ask, "Why is Flat Cat so rude?"  I don't have any answer to that, I'm afraid.  I don't even know where he learned to type or write unkind limericks about his fellow cats.

As for the friend who asked, "How do you expect people to take your political views seriously when you have a blog for your cats?," I don't have an answer to that one either.   

The Catland Chronicles for 9-10 May 2007.

9 May 2007.  Proof that Sam is NOT A SAINT by Flat Cat.

10 May 2007.To A Fellow "Meezer's" Bright Return by Sam, Lydia, and Flat Cat.   A message of condolence to a bereaved human. 

Cats on Tuesday. Cats on Tuesday. Flat Cat Presents: More of Stupid Lydia's So-Called Portfolio

I got punished for fighting with Lydia because she called me "Blobby Tail"  and my punishment was posting her fugly pictures in MY blog.  The lady says I can't post anything in my blog till tomorrow, which is UNFAIR!  Then Lydia posted a picture of my tail and they didn't even punish her! 

I am going to run away from home if they don't look out!

Love Flat Cat xxx   

P.S.  If you want to see stupid Lydia's lame blog you can go here (the lady said I had to say this). 

The Catland Chronicles for 7 May 2007. Flat Cat and Sam Fall Out; Two Unkind Limericks by Flat Cat.

I always get blamed for everything!
xxx  Flat Cat.

The Catland Chronicles. Poetry, Philosophy, and a Rant from Flat Cat.

Sam does not share Flat Cat's sentiments.

More Cat Philosophy and a Short (Egyptian) Religious Poem (by Sam).

Sam is NOT Going to Take Over My Blog!  (Flat Cat).

Announcement: Flat Cat Finally Gets His Own Blog: THE CATLAND CHRONICLES.

HA HA HA  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

The lady said I would never get my own blog and now I have my own blog!  It's called THE CATLAND CHRONICLES HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA and even though she says I have to share with Sam and Lydia and maybe the hamster I bet after awhile I will have it all to myself  BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA