This is a work of sheer genius:
Be sure to check out the lyrics.
The author, Mr. Safety, says:
If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem.... BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! Thanks for watching .
Mr. Safety rescued Sparta.