by Teh Nutroots | Did I think Damozel doesn't know about hopeless high school crushes? Or that she was wrong about MoDo's? I admit it: I thought she was just stropping her claws all up MoDo's back. Dowd apparently has that effect on a lot of women.
But I was wrong. MoDo really IS a high school prom queen who can't get the quarterback to get her a second look and who is now sitting on a stool at the malt shop with the other cheerleaders and flag girls in peeking at him over her shoulder while she slags him off to her posse to see "how he takes it." Now she's jumped on Amy Chozick's proof that Barry O. is "too skinny." Right, Mo: we all saw you looking. And he's still ignoring you. .
Mrs. Anna Hosanna [A True Born-Again Believer] | As a true Believer, I am not Afraid to "step up" and say "the Truth." I know what The Wall Street Journal and others who are dwelling on Barack Obama's Arrogance and Athletic Build are secretly trying to tell Us: Barack Obama is not an "Ordinary," or "typical," American like You and Me. This is what I understand is called a Dog Whistle, based on this Article [though "Beware" because the WriterMelissa McEwen seems to be Some kind of a Liberal Feministand might even be a "British Person" to Boot]:
by Teh Nutroots | Aw, hell. I can't let this one go. Amy Chozick---as Damozel comments,
it's kind of hard to believe it is with a straight face---asks, at The Wall Street Journal,
is Barack Obama offensively physically fit to the fat American
electorate? Will middle-aged fat gits like Mister Teh Nutroots refuse
to vote for someone so distastefully thin from eating elitist [healthy]
food like arugula lettuce [which unlike all-American iceberg lettuce supposedly contains some food value] and working out on a regular basis?
Posted by Damozel | In my opinion, this is the way to attack McCain's smear campaign: with incredulous laughter. Jon Stewart takes up McCain on the Paris Hilton ad and unleashes on both McCain and the media on the 'Obama-eats-arugula-and-is-arrogant meme.' Don't get down in the mud---fight the smears by pointing and laughing...
H/t Jesus's General ' (MDC: From Harry's new record Songs of the Bushmen. Releasing via digital download only, Songs of The Bushmen can be purchased from the iTunes store here.)
by Teh Nutroots | In honor of our sister blog's coverage of the Monica Goodling/Kyle Sampson report here and here, we thought that a look back at The Daily Show's ever-valuable coverage would be in order.
First a little problem the White House had recalling just what lies they've told:
by Teh Nutroots [Moonbat from Hell] | First off, I don't think Fox News caused Jim Adkisson to shoot those Unitarians. If Fox News didn't exist, I'm sure he'd have found other crazy rhetoric to justify the yowling demon inside him. I don't agree that Fox 'pushed him over the edge'---based on a certain amount of experience, I suspect he jumped. Hatred of others is the disease; Fox is just the symptom.
Mr. William Kristol is at it again (in an op-ed disturbingly entitled 'Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid'). He is striking fear into my guileless British heart by his claim to have been frightened into an attack of moroseness. As the world now knows, nothing is more dangerous then a frightened, morose neocon. Think of Dick Cheney and you'll see what I mean. They're even scarier than the cheery, clueless types (George Bush) who spout neocon policy---getting every other word wrong---as if it's been drilled into them, or the jeering, strutting types like Karl Rove.
Posted by Teh Nutroots | "He was the poo-bah of discretion." My favorite bit is when he stretches out across the piano. Get "Songs of the Bushmen" here.