While considering Simon Schama's History of Britain in my
television/entertainment blog, "Just Eat the Damn Peach," I was
reminded of my archenemy "Norman the Conqueror," who got me ridiculed
mercilessly in a college European history course because I referred to him thus
throughout an examination. I've hated "William the Bastard" (it's not
an insult, it's what the Saxons called him) ever since. It was one of the most humiliating moments in my otherwise exemplary University career.
All right, I know now that it is "William", not "Norman." It's a mistake anyone
could make. In fact, I think "Norman the Conqueror" needs to be recognized as a reasonable alternative (are you listening, Simon Schama? xxxx).
Nick, who came 30-something years late to the mockery game didn't
agree.
So prove my point, I've compiled the following references:
[quote from "William the Conqueror Spins in his Grave!" at "The Language Legend", 02.19.2005]
William the Conqueror, leader in 1066 of what came to be known as the Norman Conquest, is himself variously known - as "William the Bastard" [see???] in some historical accounts, and as "Norman the Conqueror" by my 2004 A2 class who were, by their own admission, rather historically challenged! But having been responsible for introducing not only the delights of French cuisine but also its lexicon, beef instead of a slab of cow, I have no doubt The Bastard is spinning helplessly in his grave this week.
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I hope he is spinning, the bastard. But it's not just me and that one history class; no.
[From The Guardian Unlimited, by Mimi Spencer from July 10, 2005: Hip, cool, and cold]
During the exam season, students across the land were mainlining smoked mackerel, cranberries and Pro-Plus in a bid to remember when Norman the Conqueror got here.
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Okay; it is The Guardian Unlimited, so I'm sure the above was included in a spirit of mockery at the similarly challenged. But it proves, doesn't it, that somewhere out there, there is a disposition to think of William the B as Norman the C. It is a mistake that others, if not perhaps just anyone, could---and do--- make.
Here's a website that acknowledges this, Harbottle's Encyclopedia]:
[quote begins from Kings and Queens of England at Harbottle's Encyclopedia]
Norman the Conqueror sorry, William the Conqueror The
Normans were basically Norsemen who had conquered Normandy. William
Duke of Normandy decided he would like a holiday, so he set sail for
Hastings with his mates.
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But wait! There's more: