HA HA HA HA HA I got tagged by THE RAT at "A Trinity of Cats" and Sam and Lydia didn't! This PROVES everyone likes me better! I get to list 7 random things about me because I am awesome and then I get to tag other cats who are also awesome! I do not know any other cats that are as awesome as I am but the lady says I can go online Monday and look for some! I am being punished because I bit Lydia for calling me "Orca"again so no more blogging or emailing this weekend, but then the lady who lives here said it might be Rude not to respond when tagged! HA HA HA HA HA HA she said I couldn't blog till Monday and I, like, get to blog ANYWAY! After she finishes her Project Monday I can tag other Cats!
1. I am a tuxedo cat which is the best kind even though Sam (<<friend, sometimes) says Siamese cats are the most evolved because they are in their 9th lives which is PROPAGANDA. I do not believe it! I will ALWAYS be a tuxedo cat! Tuxedo cats are the best! Stupid Lydia (<<enemy cat) laughs because I have a white stripe on my leg which she says looks like a garter and is girlie. But it is not a garter it is a stripe!
2. I weigh 22 pounds because I am very large and muscular! Sam says I am "burly." The lady who lives with us says I have a very cute tummy that has magnetic powers! When I sleep on my back everyone always pets it! Only Lydia (<<enemy) is mean about my tummy or says I look like a killer whale when I lie on my back not a cat in a Tuxedo! I have my own bed because I am too burly for the other cat beds they have here or to sleep in the top of the cat tree. . My bed is a "doggie bed"! They let Lydia sleep in it when she wants to which is unfair because I cannot sleep in her bed and also because she makes the bed smell like her instead of me!
3. My favorite thing is Catnip! But we hardly ever get it except for Sundays because the lady and the man never give us treats very often. I would like to be adopted by somebody else who gives more treats!
4. The lady adopted me from a store called "Earth Pets"where I was in a little cage. When the lady came to my little cage I meowed because I didn't want to be in a little cage but the lady thought I was telling her I wanted to go home with her! When the lady took me out of my little cage to take me home I escaped and she chased me all over the store! She said it was very, like, EMBARRASSING, but I was NOT embarrassed! I didn't want to go home with her because I didn't know her! I like her now though and don't mind that she lives here too except she always makes me have a Time Out when she says I am bad!
5, When the lady too me home, I was very tiny even though now I am big and was not afraid of Lydia even though Lydia used to spit at me and chase me (they did not punish her--> UNFAIR). Now that I am big I get punished for chasing Lydia which the man says is Appalling Behaviour and the lady says I should be Spanked for which is not fair because nobody ever says Lydia should be Spanked! The lady does not Spank me though because I am too cute to spank!
6. The lady named me Caligula because I have little white boots on my feet but the man didn't like it and renamed me Flat Cat because I like to lie flat on the floor. The lady does not like the name Flat Cat but if she tried to call me Cal the man would say "Do you mean FLAT CAT?" and finally she gave up. Sam says my Cat name is Caligula even though nobody calls me it. He also calls me "Bustopher Jones" which is the name of a Tuxedo Cat in a poem. It is not my real name it is a joke but is not funny because in the poem Bustopher Jones is "remarkably fat" even though he is supposed to be very well-dressed and even though I am well-dressed I am not fat! I am "burly"!
7. I write poetry! The lady I live with it says my poems are very mean and I should be ashamed but I am not ashamed!
Oh Flat Cat, I am laughing and laughing (as Jeter would say). Those are some funny things about you. And 22 pounds, you are very big and burly!
I am glad you are not ashamed about your poetry, because it is very funny! And if the things you write are true, then it is not mean, either!
Posted by: Daisy | May 13, 2007 at 01:35 PM
You are a very interesting cat! Thanks for sharing some more about you as I can tell you have lots to say!
Posted by: Latte | May 14, 2007 at 10:54 AM
You like nip? We'll get along just fine.
One of the Brats, Phoebe, is a flat cat too. Must be a tuxedo thing.
Posted by: Ayla | May 14, 2007 at 07:17 PM