All week the lady who lives with us has been busy doing Other things, so I have not been able to blog! The lady had a Project she was doing, and she still blogged anyway even though she had a Project, but she would not type for us, which is unfair! I said I have many internet fans and they will be sad, but the lady said it is a very big internet and they'll find something else to read, don't worry! And even Sam said that this was unfair and Not Nice because he said it was Not Like Her, which is what he says instead of unfair and Not Nice!
And the lady isn't even sorry! Sam says she is Behaving Strangely and he is worried but I am not worried I am mad at the lady!
And even the man isn't behaving the same because he bought us extra treats and catnip yesterday!! And Sam says the last time this happened the lady had to Go Out of Town and was gone a long time! And when she got back Lydia was so mad at her she wouldn't let the lady pet her for two weeks! When the lady and the man were sitting on the Sofa where we all sit for the television Lydia would jump up and walk across the lady's lap to sit in the man's lap but wouldn't look at the lady and would say Owwwww if the lady tried to pet her! And she would sit with her back to the lady which is a Punishment!
I remember the last time because Lydia said don't let her pet you so she will know she can't just come and go when she pleases but the lady wanted to pet my tummy and I let her anyway. So then Lydia was mad at me too which was funny! But I do not like for the lady to go away because then I do not get to blog! So I am mad at the lady about that which makes TWO THINGS.
Lydia says we should punish her now so she will Understand the Consequences if she goes Out of Town again. But then the lady told dumb Lydia that Lydia could post some of her stupid Art which is nothing but ugly pictures of us that Lydia told the lady how to make. So then Lydia said we should wait till tomorrow to punish her! Then Sam said not to punish her because maybe she will go because we have punished her and then we will be sorry and we should never punish her unless she actually goes away! But if she goes away I will not be able to blog so I am mad at her now!
Sam said that the man is sad because we only get extra treats when he is sad so we should not be happy about the extra treats or eat them. So he didn't eat his extra treats and I ate them instead! HA! And Sam said we will know the lady is Going Out of Town if we see the suitcase and so I ran in her room when she wasn't looking and I didn't see any suitcase but she is Cleaning which Sam says is a Bad Sign! So if I can't blog you will know why!
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