I am, like, all upset too ( ~---^..^

We are all, like, really WORRIED about the lady who lives with us because she has been working a lot more than usual and has been talking to that black thing next to the sofa a lot which isn't ever a good thing in my experience.  Sam thinks something has happened and she will go "out of town" which means she disappears on us for a long time and we don't know why or when or if she is coming back. 

Last time we didn't think she would come back, like, at all, and then one day she just waltzes in the door all, "Helloooo, everyone!  I'm back! Who wants to, like, fawn all over me like I'm some kind of Privileged Cat who can go in and out the Door and stay out for as long as she pleases?"  Even Sam was upset and wouldn't let her pet him at first, but he never says no for more than, like, two minutes to petting so he just caved right in.  As for Blobbo the Fat, he is too stupid to know the difference; after one day he totally didn't even remember she left unless we reminded him.

But I am a sensitive artiste and I was furious!  Since I don't have "fingers", so-called, I can't, like, do my Art unless the lady is here so I can direct her.  Also I need to be petted regularly once a day by her because I had this childhood trauma where I was taken to this horrible place called a "Pet Store" and put in a little cage when I tried to escape and then when the lady showed up they put me in a little box and she carried me for, like, miles and then I had to ride in "the car."  You can imagine what this would be like to a sensitive girl kitten of only six weeks!  So now I have to be petted rigorously once a day or I start to feel all, like, weird and messed up in my head! 

So you can see why I am worried that the lady is running around "cleaning" which she hardly ever does because, even though she is not actually an artiste herself, she is what the man calls an Agent of Chaos.  This means that she has the temperament where her mind isn't on, like, material things and is also very lazy which is why the two of us have a connection.

Anyways, the only up side of any of this is that the lady has said I can post some of my artwork.  Sam says he has mixed feelings about this which, like, I see his point, but you have to take your chances when you can, so.

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[Daisy]

Oh dear. I hope your lady does not go out of town! You must be able to do your art. And, who will pet you???