Sampan is a Cat who is BORING!
Whenever he talks I start snoring!
He pretends to know stuff!
But it's really just guff
You won't miss if you just start ignoring!.
[I am mad at him because he won't wash my ears!]
This Cat I know thinks she's the queen!
And I bet you all know who I mean!
But she looks like Sam's poo!
And she smells like it too!
She's the stupidest Cat ever seen!
[HA HA It is really about Lydia!]
Lydia laughs at my tummy!
But I'd rather be fat than a dummy!
But I'm not fat I'm furry!
And I don't care or worry
What is said by a Cat who is scummy!!
[She really said I am fat! So this is REVENGE. And the lady says my tummy is cute!]
We only get catnip on Sunday!
We never get any on Monday!
Or from Tuesday to Fri.!
But when Friday's gone by
We know it will only be one day!
[Fri. means Friday, a day of the week! The lady said you could call it "Fri." in a poem!]
You can read my other limericks here!
Flat Cat, you are a very good poet! I figured out that the second poem was about Lydia. But I think you secretly loooooove Lydia.
Posted by: Daisy | May 12, 2007 at 09:11 AM