The Catland Chronicles

Sam is NOT going to Take Over My Blog!

You see what is happening, don't you? 

I FINALLY get a blog that I had to promise to share and before I even have time to think of anything to say, Bigfoot just, like, shoves his giant paws right in and takes over!

More Cat Philosophy and a Short Religious Poem (by Sam).

First, we here at THE CATLAND CHRONICLES would like to say a special word of thanks to the lovely and gracious DAISY THE CURLY CAT (who writes one of my favourite cat blogs) for providing us with our first internet link.   We are all so very grateful.  Now that we have our own blog we hope to make many more internet friends and to do our own share of commenting on other "kitty blogs."

Sam Does Not Share Flat Cat's Sentiments.

Gentle reader (whether you be Cat, Human, or Other):  Please allow me to apologize for my younger adopted sibling, Caligula (affectionately known as "Flat Cat") and to disassociate myself from the sentiments he expresses here. 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I HAVE MY OWN BLOG, IF I SHARE!

I  finally got the lady to give me MY OWN BLOG!  Remember kids:  It PAYS TO PISS AND MOAN!

BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Watch out, Skeezix!  Watch out, Daisy the Curly Cat and Jeter!  Watch out, Meezer Gang and Kimo and Sabi!  WATCH OUT, DRAGONHEART!   There's a new cat in the house and he's gonna ROCK THE BLOGOSPHERE.

MWAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Flat Cat Presents STUPID LYDIA'S LAME SO-CALLED PORTFOLIO because the lady said I can only have my own blog if I SHARE.

I wish we had a videocamera and could be on film.  I said so to Lydia and she got all excited and tried to ask, but---as usual---the lady and the man couldn't understand what she was saying.   They just kept petting her and trying to get her to play with the red light from the laser pointer!  And Sam wouldn't even ask; he only cares about being petted ALL THE TIME. 

So anyway, then stupid Lydia (<enemy) said she wanted to post some lame pictures and the lady said I have to let her have a turn.  So now, not only do I not have a blog, but I have to share my ONE DAY A WEEK with stupid Lydia.  Here is the stupid stuff she wanted to post and you will be sorry you read it, take my word for it. 

Cats on Tuesday. Flat Cat Still Doesn't Have a Blog.

  The lady who lives with us STILL won't give me a blog.  She says it will never, ever happen.  I thought my internet fans would, like, start a letter writing campaign but nobody even cares!  All the blogging cats who are already famous just care about themselves like the show business cats in that song the lady plays all the time:  "Show Business Cats" by "Steely Dan."  She dances around the room to it when nobody else is home, which is how the lamp got broken (she tried to blame it on the Cats, but I don't think the man who lives with us believed her).  We all like it when she dances because she can't, like, keep her balance at all! And she sings along with the music which is also hilarious!