The Catland Chronicles

A Retrospective of My Recent Work by Lydia. ( ~---^..^ All Rights Reserved So, Like, Ask If You Want to Use it!!

Okay, so anyways, as you probably already know (and if you don't you should definitely, like, read my thread) I am hoping eventually to become a professional Artist's and Photographer's Model because I have certain unique points, but am also a sensitive artiste and poet in my own right.  During my last life, the lady who lived with me (no man that time around) was a "Beatnik" and we were all "Art Poetry Late Nights and Hashish [<high-powered catnip], Man," which the lady I live with now doesn't approve of, but which was fun while it lasted though it was hard to get any work done. 

I am, like, all upset too ( ~---^..^

We are all, like, really WORRIED about the lady who lives with us because she has been working a lot more than usual and has been talking to that black thing next to the sofa a lot which isn't ever a good thing in my experience.  Sam thinks something has happened and she will go "out of town" which means she disappears on us for a long time and we don't know why or when or if she is coming back. 

I am Still Mad at the Lady and Will Punish Her if She Goes Out of Town! xx Flat Cat

All week the lady who lives with us has been busy doing Other things, so I have not been able to blog!  The lady had a Project she was doing, and she still blogged anyway even though she had a Project, but she would not type for us, which is unfair!  I said I have many internet fans and they will be sad, but the lady said it is a very big internet and they'll find something else to read, don't worry!  And even Sam said that this was unfair and Not Nice because he said it was Not Like Her, which is what he says instead of unfair and Not Nice!