She came back two days ago and acted like nothing had happened! At first I ran and hid from her because I wasn't sure she was the same person because she smelled different but Lydia said don't be stupid of course it is her! When she went upstairs to put her stuff away I smelled her shoes which smelled like Other Cats! I have never smelled other cats except Lydia and Sam, but Sam said it was the smell of Other Cats and was very upset about it, but he got in the lady's lap anyway because he is a traitor!
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All week the lady who lives with us has been busy doing Other things, so I have not been able to blog! The lady had a Project she was doing, and she still blogged anyway even though she had a Project, but she would not type for us, which is unfair! I said I have many internet fans and they will be sad, but the lady said it is a very big internet and they'll find something else to read, don't worry! And even Sam said that this was unfair and Not Nice because he said it was Not Like Her, which is what he says instead of unfair and Not Nice! 
I like Sam most of the time because he used to wash me when I was a kitten and he will still wash me now if I go and sit next to him and wait. I don't like washing myself, it gives me hairballs! 
So I am in trouble because Lydia called me Blobby Tail so I chased her and we had a fight. And I, like, won because I am much more muscular and am not a little squally girlie cat!
The lady made this picture which she says is how I look when I have catnip. We don't get catnip often. It is a treat and in our house, it is the man who always gives out treats. He keeps the catnip in a glass cupboard. When we hear the cupboard door open we always run from wherever we are because we, like, hardly EVER get treats. 
You see what is happening, don't you? 