Hello, it's me again, Flat Cat. Since I'm new here I thought I'd show you my house.
Five people live here: me, Sam, and Lydia (<<ENEMY), and a lady and man.
Here I am in the cats' room. We have our own room! It has, like, a cat tree in it and beds and cushions for us to sit in. We have our own sofa where nobody else is allowed to sit, unless there is company and then, like, we let them stay in our room.
This is me sitting on the sofa! I am posing in one of the "cat magnets" the man buys for us. They are all over the house, but I don't really use them much except when I am modelling. I don't fit in any of them because I am so, like, muscular and fluffy. In the living room, I have a special bed, but I don't like it much because it's off in a corner. I like to sleep in the big chair, but the lady is always taking it away from me because she likes to sit in it too. It is unfair because she does it when I was there first. I would let her sit on my sofa if she got there first. And I always let her guests stay in my room. It's very unfair!
This is my older brother, Sam. He's okay, I guess. He always hogs most of the attention and gets jealous if anyone pets me. You can see him standing on the stairs here, looking down at the man. He wanted the man to go up the stairs and pet him, which also unfair! I, like, started a tradition of sitting on the stairs when I want to be petted. It's my petting step but now Sam always tries to get there before I do.
He's waiting on the petting step for the man to finish taking the picture and come up to pet him.
I was pissed off that he did this so afterward we had a fight. But we don't fight that often. Sam and I usually get along; it is Lydia who is my enemy.
Sam has very weird feet with a lot of extra toes. He hates for anyone to look at them. We never mention them. He's very sensitive about it.